The Most Funny ‘Insufficient Funds’ Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

I tried to get cash from the ATM today but it said “insufficient funds.” I don’t know if that meant them or me. *** Mark Twain was ahead of the curve: “October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, […]

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The Most Funny ‘Hedge Fund Manager’ Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

Q: What does a hedge fund manager with no fund to manage say? A: Would you like fries with that sir? *** Q: What is the capital of Iceland? A: About $3.50  

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The Most Funny ‘Investment Bankers’ Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW. *** Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A; The pizza can still feed a family of four.  

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The Most Funny ‘Bank Manager’s Big Business’ Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

A man went to his bank manager and said: ‘I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?’ ‘Simple,’ said the bank manager. ‘Buy a big one and wait.’ *** The credit crunch is getting bad, isn’t it? I mean, I let my brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks […]

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The Most Funny ‘Optimistic Investment Banker’  Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

Q: What’s the definition of optimism? A: An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening. *** An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday. ***  

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The Most Funny Swiss Banks Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

Kolkata has pandals, Mumbai has mandals, Delhi has scandals. Where is the Capital of India? Answer In Swiss Banks.

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The Most Funny ‘Young Banker’ Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

Why don’t sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy. —————- A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise found none. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, “You’re a banker, right?” The young man […]

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The Most Funny ‘Investment Banker’ Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday. —————- Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.  

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The Most Funny ‘Bank Manager’ Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

A man visits his bank manager and says, “How do I start a small business?” The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.” —————- If you owe the bank £100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank £100m, that’s the bank’s problem. —————- Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are […]

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The Most Funny ‘Bankers Never Die’  Joke, WhatsApp Status That Will Definitely Make You Laugh

  Bankers never die…They just lose interest. —————- What’s the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don’t think they’re funny, normal people don’t think they’re jokes. —————- The biggest joke of all? Bailed out bank Lloyds paying for sense of humour training at the Comedy School. That’s one thing money can’t buy.    

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